Germany Declares War on Barbecue Season

The National GBU (German Barbecuers United) Party today declared war on this year’s barbecue season. To commence the attack, Germans have taken to the seas with the launch of the world’s first barbecue boat. The doughnut-shaped vessel, with a hibachi style grill at the center of a round table built to accommodate 10, has taken to the waters of Zeller Lake in Austria. The “Grill and Chill” runs on a battery powered, electric outboard motor, which provides up to 4 hours of noiseless and vibration free sailing. Incoming reports show mass consumption of Vienna sausages and vienershnitzel, producing noxious clouds of gas emanating from troops on these boats.